Pono 

someone who derives humor at someone else's expense

individual is assaulted by birds gone crazy....a pono would laugh at this situation

Pono by Laci June 1, 2006

ponyony 

a super cute horse. SUPER PONY!!!!

“theres the ponyony!”

ponyony by xkappa February 11, 2023

Ponyoed

The act of destroying one's property using ocean water or sand

Your house totally just got ponyoed in that hurricane!

Ponyoed by Goatygoatson June 9, 2023

Ponyoing 

The act of destroying one's property using ocean water or sand

Ponyo started ponyoing Sōsuke's bucket after realizing he hadn't given her ham

Ponyoing by Goatygoatson June 9, 2023

Polyowned 

The act of braging about closing threads to forum members from a n00b admin.

"My thread was polyowned by that n00b admin."

"I'm the n00b admin that polyowned your thread!"

Polyowned by TankandJeep July 1, 2005

pony 

The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.

"Yo my ponies are yuge."

"We got an audience today, time to give em the pony show."

pony by The Horror, the horror November 12, 2007

Polyostrinchies 

The state of mind one enters when one is so tired that positively everything, no matter how melancholy, serious or disturbing, is found to be utterly hysterical.

I haven't slept in three days; my dog just died, my car is on fire and I just watched ET, but I can't stop laughing, I clearly have the polyostrinchies!

Polyostrinchies by jToo October 26, 2008