Baja Load

When you back your truck into the water to get your jetski directly from the bed of your truck into the water.

Bob tried to Baja load his jetski but he backed his truck in too far and it sunk into the bay.

by Baja Joe April 18, 2009

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up

Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple

by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023

load worth

Amount of measurement (specifically cooking) referring to the sexual act of "dropping a load"

You need a load worth of hot sauce for that taco

by Stevendp29 September 27, 2020

On The Load

On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"

Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.

by Yawrood January 13, 2010

mom-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their mom as your mom

This is Jen my mom-in-loading!

by Carterreese April 20, 2018

loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.

Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone

by pejafme December 26, 2020