Zesty bae

Your gf/bf who’s not actually your gf/bf but is your gf/bf

So i was talking to my zesty bae today
your what?
my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend duh

by Big giraffe April 16, 2022

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Shawdy Bae

Someone who is so incredibly attractive of either gender.

"That guy is such a shawdy bae, I would love to get with him."

by xbot7564 May 27, 2024

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Guantanamo Bae

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.

Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...

by GuantanamoBae January 01, 2017

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Guantanamo Bae

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.

Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."

by Shinryudo June 17, 2022

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