Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy May 22, 2018
Get the Good morning & God blessmug. A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.
“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
by JoeyBeltbuckle32 October 17, 2023
Get the This morning I woke upmug. To be someone’s Sunday morning or to be told that “you are my Sunday morning” means that you are valued above all others. That this person would rather spend their precious personal time with you and you alone.
To have someone say this to you means that a relationship is also more than sex. That it’s you that they want to wake up to, to spend their life with.
To have someone say this to you means that a relationship is also more than sex. That it’s you that they want to wake up to, to spend their life with.
by Ruth’s-rocket June 5, 2020
Get the you are my sunday morningmug. Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
by Robbohehe May 23, 2018
Get the Good morning and god blessmug.