last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"
by saintrafael September 29, 2011
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012
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Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.
Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok
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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 15, 2016
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The Ricky Minute

When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
by Fusionflare January 19, 2022
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The Ricky Minute

When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
by Fusionflare January 19, 2022
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