The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. by audrey ann persinomin April 5, 2022
Get the jessmug. 
Get the jesse lopezmug. Jesse is the most sexiest boy you will ever meet, he is loving, caring and over all gets girls very moist. You will never find a person that you can say is better than Jesse. After a relationship, the girls will always run straight back after they see he doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he talks to all the girls anyway.
by Moist Male February 13, 2022
Get the Jessemug. by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
Get the jess mennonitemug. The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
Get the jesse mercermug. He is the most amazing boy i will ever meet. He makes you laugh till you cry and is so loyal its scary. He's adorable and downright perfect i am so lucky i have him in my live. i love him more than anything. he's always smiling and he gives the best hugs hes a little perverted but hes cute and shy sometimes. hes a top but a blushy one. when one facetime he makes the cutest face and blush. Total dom good for a sub like me uwu i dont know what i did to deserve him uwu (For senpai)
by Takenbabygirl1 December 5, 2019
Get the Jessemug.