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International Baccalaureate

The International Baccalaureate, or the IB, was perceived to be a student's method of self-torturing, with countless nights of insomnia, coffee, and the EE and TOK, lurking during Year 1 and Year 2.

However, lies behind these monsters were angels in disguise, sent from the Heaven to help all students prepare for what's to come in the future. For "students" who think the IB was a waste of time, they probably either have bad teachers or they don't study hard enough. Either way, the IB was supposed to be hellish, because college is more stressful and unforgiving. For those who are still doing the IB, I pray them good luck in their journey deep down the IB. Most students see IB as hellish, but a minority see it as the best way to arm oneself for preparing life, while the rest will spend their days rotting over any dead-end jobs, while regretting that they should have taken the IB more seriously.
Student 1: Ughhh, the International Baccalaureate sucks and I'd rather drink boiling water than doing it again
Student 2: You're not studying the IB hard enough, mate. So weak.
by thatVietDude April 7, 2023
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Blocky's funny doings international

What this usually means is this phrase would be used for pranking, it usually comes from a red gay block. he would most likely prank some other inanimate object like uh a flame or a bubble.
' ' this product is brought to you by blocky's funny doings international. ' '
by erazer_bfdi January 4, 2024
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International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024
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International Rider

Someone who has fucked every single possible race of human kind and cuts his dick off afterwards.
Guy1: "Dude what happened to your dick?"

Guy2: "Oh I'm an International Rider."
by Squirt56yz June 3, 2014
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International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.
Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!
by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019
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International spam the mods day

On December 10th is the day to wreak havoc onto mods who’ve been a major pain in the ass for deleting your memes in general chat and being a jánniè in the server. This involves mass pinging, mass spamming, and anything that makes them mad.
“Can’t wait to mass ping this e thot for kicking me because I didn’t find her joke funny on December 10th also known ass International spam the mods day“.
by Israeli dancer December 8, 2020
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International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021
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