Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

here nigga damn

When an award/recognition is given to someone due to pity rather than merit

Dirk in 2006: Why didnt I win MVP
2007 MVP voters: "Here nigga damn"

by tchngcq May 9, 2024

Here and Now

Making a decision, often a poor one, based off the information you had at the time.

After seeing your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo for the first time, she responds, “What can I say? That was my here and now.”

by Nemea September 6, 2023

aw shit here we go again

Main character CJ (SAN ANDREAS) says these famous MEME words

when your friend tells you something all over again
AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

by MR -_- WHY? February 22, 2024

getting out from down here

When you walk into a dangerous ass garage and misty sends you on a 10k pack n load with 2 cats and 4 crates n 1 truck and John Helms says we Finna get out from down here 2 hours into the job, like cuh shit your old ass up we is not Finna get out from down here especially cuz you moving and slow motion and it’s so much fucking work left to be done cmon cuh

WelllLLLLL Jett, look here, let’s gone head wrap that couch up then we gone getting out from down here. (Job has just started)

by Reggie Donaldson June 4, 2024

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Here's Johnny!

A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.

Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!

by Big_hawkbro1212 December 6, 2024