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Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all
last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came
by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025
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edward

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.
OMG loo its edward and Clover
by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023
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Todd Edwards

The greatest UK Garage producer of all time. Sometimes referred to as Todd the god.
I love Todd Edwards so much. Especially his song Let Them See.
by bigboybob489 July 29, 2023
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edward breath

very stinky bad breath often smells like broccoli or some bad stench
does my breath smell?
yes you got edward breath it stinks
by edwardbumsex August 8, 2023
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Benny Safdie as Edward Teller

Benny's Edward Teller in Oppenheimer; like, from 'Good Time' to bomb time! Unique face, acting skills off the charts.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that intense guy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Benny Safdie as Edward Teller, dude! From 'Good Time' to 'Oppenheimer,' he's intense.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Uncle Edward Jr.

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.
by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023
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classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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