Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
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A system that takes logical systems themselves as its objects of study, but does so from a fixed, immutable perspective. It is a "closed theory about logic." For example, a specific, dogmatic philosophy of mathematics that definitively states what mathematics is (e.g., "Mathematics is nothing but the manipulation of symbols according to formal rules") and refuses to consider alternative philosophies (e.g., intuitionism, realism) is a meta-logical closed system.
Meta-Logical Closed Systems Example: Strict Logical Positivism, with its verifiability principle of meaning, acted as a Meta-Logical Closed System. It declared that any statement not empirically verifiable or analytically true was literally meaningless. This meta-framework itself was not open to empirical verification, making it a self-sealing, closed system for judging all other forms of discourse and logic.
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Example: "Her philosophy department operated as a logical system of closed spectrum. There was Western logic (real logic), and then there was everything else (not logic). When she suggested that indigenous knowledge systems might represent different logical spectra, not failed versions of the same one, she was told that wasn't philosophy. The system was closed, and she was outside it."
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If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"
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