August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

August 15th

National send titty pictures day

You gotta send Titty pics yo your bf bc it’s august 15th

by User7272628 August 15, 2022

August 19

August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.

Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*

by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022

August 18th

National sleepover day from the 18th-19th of August. Official, all parents should allow their kids to have a sleepover.

"Me and ____ want to have a sleepover."
"No"
"But today is August 18th!"
"Oh then ok!"

by nationaldayz.. August 18, 2022

August 19

A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"

by uwuqueen1234 August 18, 2022

august 19

this is the national crush day. say hi to them

you: hi
crush: hello
you: you know what today is?
crush: no tf
you: it’s august 19th!!!!!
crush: and?
you: hi

by gajagostosaletsslay August 19, 2022

August 22nd

National sneak out day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022