A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023
Get the Your Dadmug. by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.
by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022
Get the Your mothermug. Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?
by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022
Get the Your mother.mug. 

