Jett: "Look at that baddie over there."
Leif: "No."
Jett: "Why?"
Leif: "I have TristanPhobia."
Jett: "What does that mean?"
Leif: "It means i'm scared of women."
Leif: "No."
Jett: "Why?"
Leif: "I have TristanPhobia."
Jett: "What does that mean?"
Leif: "It means i'm scared of women."
by hehastristanphobia November 29, 2022
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by tristan lover November 30, 2022
Get the Tristan lewis mug.A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
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by meat' December 3, 2022
Get the Tristan mug.Tristan Mode is a term when someone's anger leads them to clowning on a family tragedy, along with heavy racism and bullying.
Charles - lelelelele bro has no women
Tristan - bro has a divorced family
Charles - You little bitch going Tristan Mode fuck you
Tristan - bro has a divorced family
Charles - You little bitch going Tristan Mode fuck you
by helloIamexisting December 8, 2022
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