Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho February 05, 2016

Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 01, 2019

Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.

"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."

by Tittlator. September 25, 2014

fuck turtle

what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.

the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.

by rocconator with chesse June 10, 2020

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

spinning turtle

An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".

Royster, do the spinning turtle!

He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.

by thehappysausage September 12, 2013

Caught The Turtle

Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.

“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”

“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”

“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”

by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020