Wasian gorilla

A sexy ass motherfucker that has yummy furry legs that make you wanna cum in your pants so hard that you can't hide it, he will also make you have a erection so hard that your cock never be small again.

Son: "Hey mom, who's Wasian Gorilla?"
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."

by Americancitizen December 21, 2020

Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .

"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "

by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019

independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic

Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster

by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024

gorilla grillin

Staring hard at someone or something
Can be in a mean , hypnotized and horny type of way

Yo dawg you gorilla grillin you feelin some type a way?

Girl do you see that boy watching me, he is gorilla grillin!

That dude is gorilla grillin like he's about to come over here and take you home!

by Swagdollinbabiieeh December 20, 2013

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 20, 2018

Gorilla Wrestling

When two fat black people have sex. When the man nuts he beats his chest to show dominance.

Laqueefa and Malik are gorilla wrestling.

by Mikethadyke December 29, 2017