Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

Catch rec

This term was born in the prison system as a way to say "pass the time laughing or playing around" - derogatory to have "rec caught" on you..being laughed at - not laughing with

Joe and I would catch rec all day in San Quentin. Easiest time I ever did. Guys would try to catch rec on me, and I'd smack em with a two-piece McNugget and watch em leak all over the unit.

by Sanph January 9, 2024

catch a view

To get a grip on the situation at hand

I’m being nice to my self when I catch a view!

by Onte July 2, 2024

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

try/catch these hands

When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.

How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?

by NiggaFarage July 6, 2023

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022