sexual chimney

the act of fucking a girl doggy style and lighting a cigarette, then spreading her ass cheeks and using her balloon knot as an ashtray
So I was having a cigarette last night when Jenna started blowing me and all of a sudden she bent over and I was hitting it from behind. All of a sudden I realized I had no where to ash my cigarette so I turned Jenna into a sexual chimney.
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Sexual Quidditch

1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.

2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.
1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.

2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.
by The Wild Card Phenom April 24, 2010
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Sexual Ruckus

The sexual ruckus you two made kept me up all night...literally.
by Gangstaballa247 August 10, 2009
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sexually constipated

the act of 'not gettin any'
Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
by the black avenger March 31, 2010
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Sexual partner

That man or woman or person who shares all your most intimate sexual moments with you on a daily or long-term basis, he or she being of either sex, or, occasionally the same sex, or, sometimes, being a mix of sexes, or occasionally someone of no sex at all (but that does not often happen). In normal sexual relationships, mostly being someone of either one sex or another who, with his or her partner of choice, enjoy carnal knowledge of each other on a long-term basis, as according to the sexual preference of either partner.
Come, my dear, be my sexual partner, either for a day or two or maybe even the rest of our lives, or maybe even come skipping up the aisle with me and, with a bit of luck, and in the meantime, we’ll also have some fun between the sheets whenever we want to, weather permitting.
by Zamboozee April 11, 2011
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sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
by TORIKICKSDICKS July 18, 2008
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J-Sexual

1. Girls that are only into a particular Asian at Humber named Justin

2. Girls that are into Japanese Guys
That new girl on res is smoking" "No Go man, she's a J-Sexual
by Contorted_Angel July 08, 2010
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