Politics

The the thing that fuck tards like to argue about

Jim: Joe Biden is a lil nigger lover

Tyrone: Trump is a dumb white cracke

Tim: you two niggers shut the fuck up and let me jerk off. Your shitty politics is getting in my way.

Politics are for idiots

by Ppman3993939393929 February 5, 2021

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Political Cinematic Universe

1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."

2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.

"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"

by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025

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