Master simp, one who will spend all his money on a possible mate. But will always fail. Overweight, short, and usually autistic. The only positive thing about them is he REALLY LOVES MEAT.
by Dubsack69 January 12, 2022
by Meganas122 December 23, 2020
A gay cowardly piece so shit that is scared of the dark.He can’t do anything right. not an athletic or a smart person. He is a dumb shit that gives blowjobs to random people.He is also hated by every one. His grandma whips him
by DivineCelestia March 05, 2019
anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018
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by Thot BEGONE December 17, 2018