sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

puppy digger

A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy

'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'

by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017

african slush puppy

A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.

Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.

by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

ocean puppy

An ocean puppy is basically a seal being that their behavior resembles a puppy

I want an ocean puppy they’re so cute

by Rose12345678923456789 March 12, 2018

dust-puppy

A very simple " in your face" pretty straight-forward definition/explanation of what happens to a normally intelligent person who has now lost any chance of normal brain-function , as their throbbing, chemical-fueled genitals have now fully taken over. They now do whatever the voices tell them to do, aimlessly wandering around in circle-like motions, much like a very excitable, stupid, tail-wagging poodle on Viagra.....oblivious to their surrounding and the world imploding around them.

" Holy-fuck....!!!!! Look how 'absolutely munted' kaka and her friends are!!! What a dust-puppy.....!!!!!

by MarvinMartian-70 March 15, 2018

mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.

Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.

by Dupes05 March 1, 2017