A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.
“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”
by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020
Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017
~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 08, 2019
Head. The upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.
Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.
Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.
She looks kind of wasted, she is having a hard time holding up her 12-pounds.
Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?
Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?
by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009
by boolnDrew June 20, 2018
the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.
i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.
ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.
ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.
She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.
by Anonymous ====D~~ October 12, 2019