Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018

Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018

straight makeup

MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY

WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP

by ROCK N ROLL WITH ZIGGY February 27, 2022

Straight Zoo

A generic VrChat world were you watch the E-boys and E-Girls interact with each other.

Sorry joined my friend who was in a Straight Zoo, had to get out of there was falling asleep.

by Blazingskullking December 3, 2022

straight stylin

To be on point, on fleek.

have mint style

That bitch is straight stylin

by straight stylin June 24, 2015

Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.

'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.

by spicym8 May 13, 2015

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021