national fuck day

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

by Jonathan Graham Cracker August 6, 2019

National Arson Day

A day all about committing Arson with no legal repercussions

Lawyer: "you can't burn down the tax office".

Arsonist:"Sure I can, it's National Arson Day!"

Lawyer:"what the fuck are you talking about"

by Inc. inc. Incorporated November 15, 2022

national poot day

national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.

“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”

by pootus lootus April 27, 2022

national vbucks day

National Vbucks day is where parents have to buy vbucks for their children. This occurs on November 15th.

Kid, "hey mom, it's national vbucks day"
Mom, "ok kid, lets go buy you some vbucks!"

by Purpl3raiin June 15, 2023

National Steve day

People named Steve you have to owe 30 bucks to on September 4th, 2022 aka Steve day.

Friend 1 - Its National Steve day, have you gave Steve 30 bucks yet?
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you

by hcu September 4, 2022

National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.

Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?

by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021

NATIONAL BTS DAY

Where we celebrate our Seven men work through 7 years

“HAPPY NATIONAL BTS DAY”

by Haiii Tinkerbell April 24, 2021