matt

my future boyfriend

i love matt
same
no hes MIne

by emily#1000 November 15, 2020

matt

matt is the finest man you will ever meet. he's funny asf. he just gives you the best time of your life when you're texting him. He's great asf in bed. Very skilled and he knows how to comfort you. He makes the funniest tweets ever. And he has the best stan account u can ever see.

girl 1: omg so i met this cool n funny boy omg i think i love him
girl 2: omg ur so lucky he's such a matt

by urfinestlad August 1, 2021

Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”

by Monkeyy maunnn September 21, 2020

Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003

your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.

Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.

by masterboom November 16, 2016

Matt Croft

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.

Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.

by dabestest2020 December 28, 2011