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smack the kitty 

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only
"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"
smack the kitty by kknelson April 7, 2008
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pretty kitty

A felin that loves his owner but will put a paw up if he is felling down.
Hey pretty kitty(put's paw in owners face)!!!!!!!!
pretty kitty by poo August 28, 2003

Titty Kitty

A jug taken around by a lingerie waitress to collect tips from patrons at pubs. The collection goes to waitress to pay for her to get her boobies out!
Hey boys, would you like to contribute to my titty kitty?!

Hey guys, just collecting for my titty kitty if you can throw in some $$...
Titty Kitty by Katie Starr August 17, 2011

Baby kitty 

When a guy comes on a girl's eyes while she is sleeping or unconcious causing her to rub her eyes and whine when she wakes up.
"Hey dude, I came so much on my girl's eyes last night she woke up doin the baby kitty so she could open her eyes!"
Baby kitty by CC_C April 25, 2010

Pet The Kitty 

Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.
Pet The Kitty by Xx Seaman xX January 3, 2009

Hello kitty 

A freak that is on a tv show
Hello kitty by Sally boat write December 18, 2016

The kitty 

He has the kitty.
The kitty by Ace27837373 May 15, 2017