Kelly

A Kelly is a person who puts a Karen in her place. She will stand by your side if a Karen is trying to escalate a situation, and she will use reason to protect against Karens WHO demands to talk to a manager.

Way to go Kelly! You put that Karen in her place.

by Mr. Mime6 January 20, 2022

Kelly

Absolutely amazing anyone named lukas can die

Kelly is the best

by Djdjddjdj April 30, 2022

Kelly Cartwright

A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him

Kelly Cartwright is bald

by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022

Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

kelly

hes a poopy head

wow that guys a poopy head must be named kelly

by A logan March 5, 2024

Kelly L Kelly

Unfuckwithable.

Oh, that’s because Kelly L Kelly is unfuckwithable!!

by (YourONLYdaughter) October 17, 2025

Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!

What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?

by Hot2trot March 8, 2025