dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
by Enter<{Pseudonym}>here June 7, 2019
Get the Dirty jordanmug. a girl who wear a waay to big bra, follows around older people like a little puppy dog, good cheerleader but not good enough to make varsity which was a mistake, talks crap about their friends and is really two faced. also obsessed with their ex boyfriends.
by lalaalaaaaa June 29, 2011
Get the jordan greenemug. Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time
by K-Tweezy July 31, 2006
Get the michael jordanmug. I agree with Willy Word above.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.
The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.
The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.
I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan.
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)
by Glenn N. July 30, 2008
Get the Michael Jordanmug. The cutest couple on the planet, even thoe they have their ups and downs, they still keep coming back to eachother 😍 they are forever together and they don't give a shit what people think of them 😍
by The princess 👑👑 September 18, 2017
Get the jessica and jordanmug. by jennyology November 8, 2010
Get the Jordan Cuttersmug. A pussy who brings snacks to school every day and calls them drugs he thinks he’s funny but everyone hates him
by Trebtinse April 19, 2018
Get the jordan fernandezmug.