Jim-Nita

She is the perfect combination of smart and sexy. She is loyal to a fault and her overthinking makes her beautiful smile dim at times. However, as each day passes she is learning her self worth and it is more and more evident in her posture and patience.

Jim-Nita can never be just a coworker because she loves fiercely without pause or hesitation. She is everyone’s work wife. She works hard and is more productive than most but she’ll also flip off her boss if pushed enough.

She loves a massage or having her hair played with.

You’ll never meet a red headed jim-Nita because the world couldn’t survive it but she has the genes for it so she probably has a red headed child.

Person one: i was told off today

Person two: was it a Jim-Nita?

by FJPNMRP! December 2, 2021

Jim Pickens

The person who created god

"Let there be"
-Jim Pickens

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

rubbery jim

When you mix semon and rubber cement and let it settle. You then proceed to pour it in your girls vaghole.

Hey bro, I gave Linda a Rubbery Jim last night!

by IceIceBABYBOY April 19, 2018

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022