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Jew trap

A setup including a trail of pennies and other small coins leading to a cardboard box, which is propped up with a ruler and string and having a bagel underneath it.
The easiest way to protect yourself from a common cause for the loss of money and/or a kosher diet is a Jew trap.
by sabathane August 30, 2011
mugGet the Jew trapmug.

jew ear

When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.
I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.
by reactiv August 9, 2009
mugGet the jew earmug.

jew burner

the incinerator on halo easily found on the map construct
***jew burner***
by noobtubepirate September 29, 2008
mugGet the jew burnermug.

Pepperoni Jew

A Pepperoni Jew would be classified as a person with a large amount of acne as well as a large nose. Acne + Large Nose = Pepperoni Jew. The person doesn't necessarily have to be Jewish.
Ewwwww, Tom. What a large nose you have. Such terrible acne you have too. PEPPERONI JEW
by akaOOLA July 24, 2010
mugGet the Pepperoni Jewmug.

Jewing it up

The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:

Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?

Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"

Tommy Kiole: Alright.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!

Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!

(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)

Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.

Example 2:

Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?

Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?

Brianne: What are you talking about?

Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
by Jew Burner 666 May 9, 2013
mugGet the Jewing it upmug.

Jew Texting

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.
by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008
mugGet the Jew Textingmug.

Jew Park

To park ones car too close behind or in front of another's car and thus blocking them in.
Aww man some ass hole Jew Parked behind me and i cant get out now
by beserk_hobo January 8, 2009
mugGet the Jew Parkmug.

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