jew fish

giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california )

Hay babe U want go boil heights and look for jew fish?

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

jew candy

The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.

Hey Butters! Don't go to the Smithstiens they are giving realy bad jew candy this year.

by Jazy84 October 29, 2007

Jew Collar

A neck brace. Used by sew happy melo-dramatic American scumbags that try to take advantage of every angle they encounter. The "Jew" part is significant because they are widely known for their ability to take advantage of any monetary situation they can at everyone else’s expense.

(After a very minor car accident)
Driver 1: Since there is only very minor damage, let’s not go thru the insurance company on this...
Driver 2: Owwww my neck!
Driver 2's spouse: (Whispers) Don't forget the neck brace when we take this guy to the cleaners (court)
Driver 1 After they arrive in court: Oh take that damn jew collar off, you and I both know you couldn't have possibly been injured.

by John Bell III May 06, 2008

Spicy Jew

When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.

Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.

by Yardee February 15, 2016

Ga-jew

This is a way to describe the rare species of human who are both gay and Jewish

They have many ga-jews at the university

by GaryGanu May 26, 2021

Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

Dumpster Jew

Dumpster Jew. The type of low class Jewish person without their trademark hidden gold pouch around their neck. White trash without the valid excuse. Instead of controlling Hollywood like the true Jew variant, the Dumpster Jew would be a producer on Judge Judy and other similar shows.

Fergie is such a Dumpster Jew! Look at that NOSE.

Seth Rogan is a closet Dumpster Jew!

by Shekels on Da' Groun' July 29, 2017