I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

i am hungrh

hungry

i am hungrh for some thing idk

by bethswifey July 8, 2022

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

I am a celebrity employee.

.

Person 1: I am a celebrity employee.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

i just am

Your too lazy aint ya?

Teacher:What wrong
Kid:i just am

by Linteokit2 September 20, 2021