lead helmet

This is a term used if you can guess/know what someone is about to do or say before it occurs

(I said to a friend) "Shall we go to Spain on holiday."
(The other person) "I was just thinking I would love to go to Spain soon, Lead helmet"

by Academies June 17, 2024

Himalayan Helpdesk

An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agents‘ language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural familiarity make for egregiously poor service.

I explained to the Himalayan helpdesk agent that my brand new Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"

by ChubbyBen January 8, 2025

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

Mart Helme

A man who will save us from doom.

Mart Helme WILL SAVE US.

by Rizzmous April 8, 2025

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

Hamburger Helper Style

The act of two grown men shoving Hamburger Helper into each others anus's and fucking each other raw, while using lollipop as a sounding rod

me and Jeremy went down on each other Hamburger Helper Style, that was the PERFECT way to eat a square meal

by Janglus, The wise March 17, 2026