the grabbing

when a parent grabs their child's phone while they show their parent something on it. it's usually accompanied by them either scrolling, asking "what/who is that?", and/or them not giving the intended reaction

child: hey, mom look at this meme walks over to mother
mom: okay, honey. grabs phone
child: it's funny, right?
mom: begins swiping i don't see what's funny

child: later yeah, my mom did the grabbing today. she almost saw a picture with a swear, she would've flipped.

by max quigley July 9, 2020

National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.

Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.

Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Grab ass july

In July boys get to grab girls asses without any consequences in payback for kick dick day

Guess what month it is grab ass july

by Grab ass july October 2, 2020

Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD

Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!

by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB

SPRITE AND FAG PUMP will do it.

GRAB | BRAG | BARG|GARB

The only way to get ANAL ALAN TO CUM TO AMAZON.

Tonight IS the two hour MANDATORY SHIT-EATING.

Look the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB will do it as you gotta show the INFANT'S BARE BUTT and lift her high in the air facing MY FACE says the J00 FAG SHITEATER PEDOPHILE and that is for real as third time is a CHARM.

One for the 82 year old GRATEFUL DEAD TRIBUTE. and 1 hour for the INFANT BABY LIFT tonight ASS FACING ME as the whole thing is the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB because BABY ASSH0LE always takes precedence.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 5, 2022