Female simp

Madcat

“Geez bro, madcat is such a female simp”

by CrimsonCumshot October 10, 2021

Female

female A opposite from maLe,
SImp will donatE to a female and say thiNgs like "please say my name"

all females are ALIENS

by the dumb 1 pt 21221345 August 11, 2020

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1-unattractive in a very bad way
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is a scale of female attractiveness.

by lijordon November 18, 2016

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

International Female Orgasm Day

(noun)
8 Aug. every year!

International Female Orgasm Day

An annual celebration held on August 8th, dedicated to recognizing, honoring, and promoting the importance of female pleasure and sexual satisfaction worldwide.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear it's International Female Orgasm Day?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, the women are probably FREAKING right now!"
Person 3 (woman): "Hell yeah we are!"

by apparently_iris August 8, 2024

Female Shooter

When a female decides to shoot up a place. It's unusual due to most mass shooters being male.

Only 3.8% of all shooters are ever female, and there's usually only one female shooter every year. (Since 2000)

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who shot up a Christian school on March 27, 2023?
Girl 2: Of course! She makes me sick. those were just children and staff! Heartbreaking. but,

that is strange? I thought most were men. not a Female Shooter.
Girl 1: Shut up, bitchy feminist.

by Boovian March 27, 2023