female

1: The worst thing that was ever given life
2: The one that reproduce with a male
3: A bitch that cries all day and gets their feelings hurt easily

They are a female

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A method used by guys to distinguish a female attractiveness by giving them a number between 1 and 10. Ten been the highest attractive.

Vic: bruh! Look at that girl. In the blue leggings. What's your 1-10 Female attractiveness scale?

Dev:mmmmm 7.5

Vic: nah bruh. Look at that booty. 9.5
Dev: oh shit true. Lol

by J1022 October 2, 2016

demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.

That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.

by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021

Females

dat one guy who’s so ew so he calls women females

These females is crazy

by anonymous March 25, 2022

Female Paedophile

Figure it out yourself.

You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.

by LordJenal September 28, 2022

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025