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Evan

Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?
Hey Evan your cute
by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021
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Evan

Evan
(Eh-Vin)
Alternate spellings: Evyn, Evin

Beautiful, kind, and spunky. Not afraid to seize the day. Very competitive and capable of out-toughing the boys. Evan is more thank likely to take charge and lead the pack.

Whilst her hard exterior may scare some away at first, her kind heart draws others in. She isn’t afraid to stand up to others, but words can hurt her.
by Yooooooo,Shawtay May 19, 2022
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Cambree Evans

by xyobbygirlx June 6, 2021
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Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025
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Evan Donohue

Yo evan donohue, think I saw ya in the storeroom with the mango bomb manager! Was that you?
by rhyla October 5, 2022
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Evan

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."
by Just send it, bruh March 6, 2020
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Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018
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