Where is dad

A common question and the answer to it is getting milk.

Mum Where is dad?
Out getting milk honey *sobs*

by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020

Dad 23000

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"

Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!

by yee yee bro January 13, 2021

MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Dad's mom

Your grandmother of your paternal side.

Person 1: "Who else has red hair in your family 2?"
Person 2: "My dad's mom"

by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021

Darcy's Dad

Austrlian slag for Dads leaveing at young
Legit he left 10 years ago to get milk

Wow Your Dad Really Went Darcy's Dad on you

by bruh1290834 May 27, 2021

dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021