crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Crab

Someone is being moody for no valid reason

Why is Sara being rude today?

I don’t know she’s being such a crab.

by Jenevieve123 April 1, 2019

Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.

Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.

by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020

Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.

Snow crabs own king crabs.

by Syrenia November 3, 2010

Crab

Somewhat derogatory/condescending name for members of the Royal Air Force (RAF) used mostly by the British Army and Royal Navy who see themselves as both more senior and more up market/classy.

Look at all those crabs in their cheap suits

by UrbaneUrban May 21, 2021