feeling yourself

What you say about or to someone who have gotten arrogant, boastful, and beside themselves.

Since you're feeling yourself then you can pack your bags and get out of house.

by Mackendeez January 30, 2024

Megamind yourself

To fake your own death

The good guy in megamind faked his own death. He killed himself was to megamind yourself

by Metro mans wifey August 2, 2019

Ox-yourself

the act of shoving your self in a ox through its anal passage

lexi you should go Ox-yourself

by spaydes_ January 29, 2021

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

by Peen master June 8, 2016

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017