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Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.
"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
by LubedFerret February 28, 2014
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king of battle

by MasterSteve00 March 1, 2005
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Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.
Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"
by AughisFun October 14, 2025
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battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
by S1cknxss November 7, 2023
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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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buddy battle

When two people dress up as different video game characters and have anal but when the man is going to climax he says the iconic voice line of his character and when he cums the girl says the iconic phrase of her character truly a beuty
Whoh you and shane did the buddy battle thats wild how was it
by Peen plower 12 April 13, 2019
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