by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.
by Jazy84 October 29, 2007
A neck brace. Used by sew happy melo-dramatic American scumbags that try to take advantage of every angle they encounter. The "Jew" part is significant because they are widely known for their ability to take advantage of any monetary situation they can at everyone else’s expense.
(After a very minor car accident)
Driver 1: Since there is only very minor damage, let’s not go thru the insurance company on this...
Driver 2: Owwww my neck!
Driver 2's spouse: (Whispers) Don't forget the neck brace when we take this guy to the cleaners (court)
Driver 1 After they arrive in court: Oh take that damn jew collar off, you and I both know you couldn't have possibly been injured.
Driver 1: Since there is only very minor damage, let’s not go thru the insurance company on this...
Driver 2: Owwww my neck!
Driver 2's spouse: (Whispers) Don't forget the neck brace when we take this guy to the cleaners (court)
Driver 1 After they arrive in court: Oh take that damn jew collar off, you and I both know you couldn't have possibly been injured.
by John Bell III May 06, 2008
When we were in Hawaii, my buddy's friend Dave would not stop hitting on me at the synagogue. He's definitely a pineapple jew.
by Politically Irrelevant September 20, 2014
I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.
Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
by PutItUpYourNose May 31, 2015
When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.
Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.
by Yardee February 15, 2016
A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.
Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'
by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017