Lesley’s dad

Some one who is non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent

by Somnyama August 17, 2022

E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.

"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."

by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023

Izzys dad

most solid human to ether exist, mostly compared to bricks or obsidian, absolute pub lad.

“Fucking hell have you seen izzys dad?”

“No, no ones ever lived to tell the tale”

by Chungus282 March 12, 2020

Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Hi Dad

When you're broke, and need small talk to get financial assistance from your dad

Hi Dad
Kitne paise chahiye bete?
Meine Kab Manga?
#MonthKaAnth
₹1000 bhejdo

by angelzxorn June 13, 2019

Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013