Tibble yourself

pre-empting a major gambling addiction.

You need to Tibble yourself mate

by Tibble April 17, 2020

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.

Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!

by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Pill Yourself

•Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet

•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing

•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.

•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024