Person: I totally ship {name} with {name}!
Person 2: No way, dude. {Name} and {Name} are WAY better!
Person: Figh me!
Person 2: Bring it!
Person: Alright, we shall have a shipping war!
Person 2: No way, dude. {Name} and {Name} are WAY better!
Person: Figh me!
Person 2: Bring it!
Person: Alright, we shall have a shipping war!
by Awkwardweeaboo345 February 10, 2018
by Tasty_Spaghetti May 22, 2018
by Holdfasthudson July 19, 2019
An internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of Nintendo mash-up fighter Super Smash Bros Brawl. The argument revolved around the possible inclusion of Tom Nook, a popular shopkeep from the Animal Crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.
It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.
It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.
Fanboy 1 : Tom Nook is the leader of one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. There's no reason for him to be excluded.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.
by Mushroomer April 04, 2010
To continually punch one's friends in the arm and they respond back until they either give up or some mature fag asks you to stop it.
Steve: lets have a Jippo-war
John: no thanks man, ive just had an injection
Steve: *hits john in arm*
John: damn stop it. its that fag from yesterday that said he would hit us both if we did this
John: no thanks man, ive just had an injection
Steve: *hits john in arm*
John: damn stop it. its that fag from yesterday that said he would hit us both if we did this
by jeffysexy December 20, 2006
by Lizzy ur Sauce bae May 03, 2018
The act of combining fornication or sodomy with the playing of tug of war using a dog's chew toy. This position works best if one participant lays on his or her back, and their partner sits on their lap. The tug of war type doggy chew toy is then placed with opposing ends in each of the participants mouths. If the participant on the bottom is male, he can fornicate or sodomize his partner while they struggle to pull the chew toy from each other.
The act of fighting against one's partner in order to pull the chew toy from them causes a very pleasurable sensation for one's genitalia, and growling and snarling with bared teeth can uniquely heighten the moment of orgasm, and contribute a primal, bestial quality that is far too often missing from everyday sex.
The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually.
The act of fighting against one's partner in order to pull the chew toy from them causes a very pleasurable sensation for one's genitalia, and growling and snarling with bared teeth can uniquely heighten the moment of orgasm, and contribute a primal, bestial quality that is far too often missing from everyday sex.
The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually.
"The PE teacher at the local highschool was fired for telling his students to play Tug of War with him."
"I always wondered why my boyfriend kept a dog's chew toy in his room when he never had a dog. After we played Tug of War last night, I understood."
"I ripped out a tooth last night playing Tug of War."
"I always wondered why my boyfriend kept a dog's chew toy in his room when he never had a dog. After we played Tug of War last night, I understood."
"I ripped out a tooth last night playing Tug of War."
by Mr. Gency's Exit April 06, 2008