When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
Get the Take me to the pumpkin patchmug. a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
Get the catch me if you canmug. 
Not quite a pick me girl. Instead of doing things for validation or approval, they do it out of PURE RAGE AND ANGER
Eg, Her hair is ugly as fk
This is out of rage at women in general by a "Try me bitch" woman, for no other reason than anger
This is out of rage at women in general by a "Try me bitch" woman, for no other reason than anger
by TheIrishWolfie September 4, 2025
Get the Try me bitchmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothemug. Would u do me from the back?
by helenchen February 26, 2023
Get the do me from the backmug.