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When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
mugGet the Take me to the pumpkin patchmug.

pick me girl

shayan jahashanibitch
“hey look it’s a pick me girl” “nope that’s just shayan
by ieatpussay March 6, 2022
mugGet the pick me girlmug.

You fryin’ me fool

What you say When somebody gets on your nerves or says something stupid
Jay stop messing with her you fryin’ me fool
by Wezlefool March 11, 2020
mugGet the You fryin’ me foolmug.

Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
by DHirtyFYL November 2, 2023
mugGet the Get off me chargemug.

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do
by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024
mugGet the national cum inside me daymug.

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