family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."

Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.

by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018

Galvanized square steel

The steel little Johny used to transform his coffin room into a fully functional house.

Narrator: 'Little Johny saved up all his life savings to buy a new 3 square meter coffin room in New York, but he couldn't live in it so he decided to expend the room with Galvanized square steel.'
Little Johny: *Uses the galvanized square steel to expand the room illegally*

by Rodosem June 3, 2024

Squared

When something is basic.

“Today im just wearing shorts and a shirt” “That’s so squared”

by Urbanmoment3300 December 18, 2022

square

Slang for a single cigarette, usually a Newport. Primarily used in the south east.

Yo, son... lemme get a square.

by rabortabort October 6, 2009

Spongebob Square Pants

Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!

by 006ice May 13, 2020

Square

Mainly used in the UK, a square is a bank card. The term is mostly used by fraudsters.

"Send in squares, instant drops"

"This guy blocked my square ffs"

by fxbienn February 16, 2018

Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006