home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.

Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.

by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011

Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011

home bum patty

a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.

Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.

by D.K.P May 5, 2020

Home Run Slide

The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers

“Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”

by JoeMama7978 December 23, 2020

Last train home

Last Train Home is the second single from Start Something, the second album by the Welsh rock band lostprophets. This single is the bands highest charting to date and one of their most sucessful songs. The band refused to release the accompanying music video to MTV's Total Request Live, however, realising it could seriously damage their credibility among serious American rock fans, and thus make it harder for the band to establish a long-lasting career and loyal international fan base.

Track listing

C.D. 1
Last Train Home
Last Train Home (demo)
The Politics Of Emotion

C.D. 2
Last Train Home
Cry Me A River (cover)

Vinyl:
Last Train Home
Shinobi (acoustic)

Also:

from the album: Start Something
Released: January 26, 2004 (U.K)
Format: Enhanced CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Length: 4:35
Label: Columbia Records / Visible Noise
Producer(s): Eric Valentine

Chart positions
8 (U.K)
75 (U.S Hot 100)
1 (U.S Modern Rock)
10 (U.S Mainstream Rock)

Last train home is the counted as lostprophets's best song.

by Scarer August 11, 2006

Polish Home Run

When a batter swings and his bat slips out of his hands propelling the bat into the stands.

Some lucky fan just got a fantastic souveneir after that Polish Home Run by Pena.

by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

fuck off home

'term used in a jovial fashion between young people of today'

Used by Danielle Lloyd in Celebrity Big Brother 3 (UK TV) during an argument with Indian contestant Shilpa Shetty. The usage was explained by her parents to the press in subsiquent damage limitation.

"Shilpa should fuck off home"

by CBB3 January 22, 2007