Inclusive Alpha

A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of ยฃ30m.

After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
by alleyes November 15, 2023
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Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.
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Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group
"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."
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Foto Alpha

Hairy, musty mf whos thick 9/10 times.
Foto Alpha is the best player in the H3
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Alpha Sigma Phi

a frat with weird alcoholics who like to hug instead of kiss
My Alpha Sigma Phi brother gave me the best hug the other day
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