by Vin Nguyen May 08, 2017
An accredited online university founded in 1970. The university offers bachelors, masters, and doctorate degrees.
I completed my college degree at Walden University.
by Rehctaw July 11, 2008
A university that strives to be number one in trumping St. Lawrence University. However, it is only known for its hockey and dissing St. Lawrence University because people do not know about Clarkson outside of Clarkson alum. May be a good engineering school, but lacks the broad minded thinking that students of a liberal arts school has.
You are totally a hockey bumb! That's totally Clarkson University!
Cluckers unsophisticated techies antiSLUserawesomeness engineers
Cluckers unsophisticated techies antiSLUserawesomeness engineers
by kiyanvehve December 15, 2010
Miami University is the Disneyland of Colleges.
by Ithaca_brody81 June 30, 2009
a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.
"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
by chon3 April 02, 2008
University of Tampa nestled near the Hillsborough river, just west of downtown Tampa is a small private university.. now to the truth, this extremely overpriced, mediocre university in chock full of out of state rich students who are not smart enough to get into a prestigious private university. Due to the small nature and the fact that female students outnumber their male counterparts, this school has quite a reputation for manswapping, gangbanging females. If you like your girls wild and rich, this is the place for you! Best part, if they dont have room for you on dorms, they will put you up in a nearby hotel! Quite simply, UT is a more expensive, less adequate alternative to the nearby University of South Florida.
by Tampa boy10 January 21, 2008
University of Oregon: Keeping ugly girls out of Oregon State University since 1876. The students that attend the University do so just because of the football team, they can't ever get tickets to the game for.
Ralph: Gurl, my mom used to read me a bed time book bout you...
"The Ugly Duckling"
University of Oregon-Girl: At least our football team is good...
"The Ugly Duckling"
University of Oregon-Girl: At least our football team is good...
by UofOstudent December 23, 2010